adult truths

i do not normally pay attention to forwards to all of the funnies posted on facebook, but when i started to read through this list and began to shake my head in agreement, i thought it was worthwhile to share:

1. sometime's i'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. {yes, i do this.  maybe that is why i try not to wear a watch too often.}
2. nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. {oh, i do hate that moment.  it is so much worse with my competitive nature.  admitting you're wrong is so tough.}
3. i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger.
4. there is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. how in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? {truth be told, i think i have had kristi demonstrate this for me on numerous occasions and i still have not mastered this talent.}
6. was learning cursive really necessary? {now this is one i would disagree because cursive is my everyday handwriting style.  love it!}
7. mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5.  i'm pretty sure i know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they  told you how the person died. {maybe it makes me morbid, but i agree with this statement.}
9. i can't remember the last time i wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. bad decisions make good stories.
11. you never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. {like right about now in my day...}
12. can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after blu ray?  i don't want to have to restart my collection...again. {if i'm being honest, i haven't even started on blu rays.  i'm still on dvds.  yikes!}
13. i'm always slightly terrified when i exit out of Word and it asks me if i want to save any changes to my document that i swear i did not make any changes to. {this happens way too often.}
14. i disagree with kay jewelers.  i would bet on any given friday or saturday night more kisses begin with miller light than kay.
15. i wish google maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option. {truth!}
16. i have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
17. how many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just not and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
18. i love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.  stay strong, brothers and sisters! {a little road rage never hurt anyone, right?}
19. shirt gets dirty.  underwear gets dirty.  pants?  pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.  {yes, why do we think this is okay?!?!}
20. even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey - but i'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. {first time, every time, and about 10 times after that...every morning}

do you have any truths you could add to the list?!?!?