{through the looking glass, lewis carroll}

"and here i wish i could tell you half the things alice used to say, beginning with her favorite phrase, 'let's pretend.'"
"'contrariwise,' continued tweedledee, ' if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. that's logic.'"
"'i mean, what is an un-birthday present?' 'a present given when it isn't your birthday, of course.'"
"you see, a minute goes by so fearfully quick."
"'manners are not taught in lessons,' said alice. 'lessons teach you to do sums, and things of that sort.' 'can you do addition?' the white queen asked. 'what's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?' 'i don't know,' said alice. 'i lost count.' 'she can't do addition,' the red queen interrupted. 'can you do subtraction? take nine from eight.' 'nine from eight i can't, you know,' alice replied very readily: 'but-----' ' she can't do subtraction,' said the white queen. 'can you do division? divide a loaf by a knife--what's that answer to that?' 'i suppose---' alice was beginning, but the red queen answered for her. 'bread-and-butter, of course. try another subtraction sum. take a bone from a dog: what remains?'"
"'it's too late to correct it,' said the red queen: 'when you've once said a thing, that fixes it, and you must take the consequences.'"
life lessons from the classics. got it, red queen, i need to watch what i say.
find my other 2013 reading list posts here: les mis {part one}, les mis {part two}, march reads {part one}, march reads {part two}, when it rains
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